The Pen

An ancient mode, passed down through legends, made accessible by The Duckfather to his rightfully mindless followers.

(This tool uses the phonetic-to-cirth functionality of the "Glaemscribe" tool to translate english phonetics into J.R.R. Tolkien's runic writing system. It then converts the glaemscribe font (semi-random symbols masked with a rune font by Daniel Smith) into unicode symbols, which are just text and can be copy-and-pasted)
(Basically this writes English words using Lord of The Rings Dwarf symbols)

Enter English text here

alternatively, here is my older, simpler transcription (no phonetics, 1-to-1 letters, easier to decode):