The Silly Song

Before the world was graced with the sound of the Great Quack, The Duckfather roamed the lands. His silliness was renowned throughout all the land. The Duckfather, his great bill like a mighty trumpet made of a matrix of bony fibers and drum-like membranes sandwiched between an outer layer of keratin. The silliest songs were sung in that age, and all the enemies of The Duckfather fell before him ROTFL. In those days all silliness was revealed and ridiculed freely, and the knowers of truth were respectfully respected by the respectful and respectful among the respected, respectively. But the silliest of The Duckfather's enemies, The Organization, wanted the power to portray their own enemies as silly. Even The Duckfather did not have this power, and he was afraid.
But unknown to The Organization, The Duckfather has known the secret of The Silly Song.